im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Rock
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Fuck
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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