Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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