i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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