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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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