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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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