It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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