What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
wow bdsm is so cute
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