Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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