well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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