I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I have aggressive nipples.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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