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you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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