Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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