i just google imaged poop.
he puts the penis in happiness.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
