in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
