So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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