Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
