You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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