it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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