You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
BRING THE BAGELS
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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