it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize