I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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