Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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