Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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