I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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