ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
organizing the empties. That sober.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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