I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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