idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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