So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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