there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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