very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Im part way to drunk.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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