do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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