you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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