okay pat passed out under dana's car
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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