Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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