What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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