Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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