i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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