If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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