what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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