I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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