Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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