His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
