I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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