so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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