a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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