and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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