I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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