I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
i out mim tonsoeep
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