I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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