all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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