I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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